AlienReports

Physically living with Humans in their native habitat... to observe and share findings... with the clueless of any species... about Humans' spiral into oblivion.

If you have limbs, fasten your harness, read a post, and afterwards, when you get your brain(s) together, contribute your thoughts in the Comments fields.

Earthlings can write to Rokko Brokko.

Galactic powers order you to purchase devices run by food or batteries at the Alien Store by

WARNING:
Alien stowaways may be onboard.

HumanSpeak

Humans use about 6900 languages earthwide at this time. If you have at least one eye and want to read in an Earth language, use this translator:

HumanFaith

Earthwide, Christians have at least 3800 denominations at this time... and the number is growing. Schism is one consequence of beliefism.

StumbleUpon

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EarthSafety

Buy the Book:

Who Survives?

A Survival Manual in Disguise

Quizzes and Guides for the End of Earth as Humans Know It

A fun way to learn how to survive a natural or Human-made disaster with 18 quizzes plus guides, checklists, and 78% more meteors.

Quiz your family, friends, and coworkers. Great for classrooms, meetings, parties, and long journeys.

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TravelTips

Most Aliens visit Planet Earth so they can taste Human societies surrounded by the natural beauty during the spiral to oblivion. It's exciting!

Enjoy but be wary in discussions of politics or religion with Humans who may suddenly display irrational emotion (called anger or hatred).

It is usually safe talking with Humans about weather or family. Win points by stating that the Human's home area on Earth is very beautiful.

Stay near the exit.

AlienStore

Galactic powers order you to purchase devices and food at the Alien Store by

WARNING:
May include Alien imports.

You are ordered to report to the Alien Store to see what Humans call wacky stuff.
You won't see this stuff anywhere but on Planet Earth

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Welcome Earth Dwellers.
Aliens and most Humans can use the Comment fields and if you have fingers and a keyboard or other access write to Rokko Brokko.
Speak Earthling.

See if you can survive an Earthly disaster. Check out Survival Quiz!

Quizzes and guides designed to help you learn what it takes for a sentient being to survive almost any disaster on Planet Earth.

AlienStore

Almost every Alien has a
robot to be proud of.

Galactic powers command you to go to the Alien Store here on Planet Earth and procure robots and other devices run by either food or batteries.

Non-Earthlings

You Are Required to Read This:
Don’t let yourself be discovered on Planet Earth! You'll screw it up for all Aliens if you keep getting caught. Be sure to read these posts, follow the rules (mostly), and add your own voice to our ongoing wonderment at Earth and its Humans.

AlienPosts

Probe

Scrutinize the Milky Way, it's looking back. Human ultrasound, scan away. Quarks and squarks, gravitrons and gravitini, photons and photinos, it's all there is. Martians all land and sea, a time capsule eons ago. Little green men from heaven not angels did fall, the whole steaming shebang of ray guns and missiles. Not all Earthlings are Human, but all Humans are Earthlings.

EarthQuiz

New Book:

Who Survives?

A Survival Manual in Disguise

Quizzes and Guides for the End of Earth as Humans Know It

A fun way to learn how to survive a natural or Human-made disaster with 18 quizzes plus guides, checklists, and 78% more meteors.

Quiz your family, friends, and coworkers. Great for classrooms, meetings, parties, and long journeys.

Available through Amazon Books.

AlienStore

Almost every Alien has an
disguises and costumes.

Galactic powers command you to go to the Alien Store here on Planet Earth and procure disguises and costumes run by either food or batteries.

On Mountaintop, Worlds Collide

They have been to the mountaintop. They’ve looked over and seen the Promised Land.

Moses, Jesus, King, and countless other Humans have seen the light and the truth. The place of peace, kindness, justice, and plenty for all. Like Heaven on Earth.

Turning to come down from the mountain, they saw darkness spread over the land. They heard children cry for food, sick cry for medicine, and witnessed a few trample all rights, snuff all life. Hell.

In the Promised Land, the hungry are fed, sick are healed, and fairness, justice, and equality reign supreme.

Under the darkness, come war, famine, pillaging, rape, disease, and countless suffering.

Opposite Planets

Awaiting Humanity, down two opposite paths, are two opposite planets. The saying, “you take the high road and I’ll take the low road” might be a good way to look at it.

Why two paths leading to two worlds? Because, in the end, it is all going to boil down to two camps, two philosophies, two sides, two ways of thinking. Everything else are side shows.

Special Note About Humans: Most Humans think and process in twos. You’ll notice that things are …continue » » »

Gomer Santorum, PFC

Fill in the blanks: BL_THERING IDIOT_

One so-called candidate for leader of the Empire is the flavor-of-the-month among RWA followers. (RWA quiz here.)

As Planet Earth spins farther out of reason and tumbles further down the Humans’ self-created whirlpool, dumb asses like Rick Santorum rise to the top.

Rick’s popular with plain praying folk and he follows the lines handed down from the rich and powerful, so it works well.

Reports from almost any Human who’s gotten close to the man paint an awful picture of a seriously flawed being. Read Jeffrey St. Clair’s article about Rick Santorum here.

The following might help explain the unlikability and stupidity of Rick Santorum:

After working with Rick for years, it was former Sen. Bob Kerrey who said: “Santorum — That’s Latin for asshole.”

Rick’s off his leash — his controllers are out of control — so nowadays Rick has earned a reputation as a rabid, froth-mouth homophobe, and it’s evolved to:

666 – Do the Math

Who are these few who destroy many and see none?

A mere 666 Humans connive and conspire against the rest.

Divide 666 into 6 billion and you get 0.00000011
or roughly 1: 10,000,000.

Flush but not straight.

One to Ten Million.

What that boils down to: each “666-Human” who lives like a king — thereby causes 10 million to live lower.

Simple Arithmetic

Where do you think the wealth comes from? The rich man’s hard work? Investing wisely? Some mystical place?

ALL wealth comes from only two sources: Land and Labor.

Wealth does not come from Capital (or money). Investing to make money on future pork bellies does not produce anything, except on paper.

Right now on Planet Earth, 666 rob 7 billion of Land and Labor by manipulating Capital. …continue » » »

Instead of Loaves and Fishes

A Beast has been Humanity’s bane for eons.

Since earliest times, this Beast has made every war and brought ruin again and again. Almost every species-inflicted instance of Human suffering is brought by this Beast.

The greed of this Beast is so awesome that a part of it resides in each Human and many are overtaken by it.

Greed overcomes those few of “lucky” birth or happenstance. After all, wealth is a blinder that none can remove.

Rich → power corrupts

The Beast of unremitting greed has headed almost every society, blood-thirsty at times, and always voracious.

Behind every story of wealth, empire, or conquest lie thousands of stories of a pillaging Beast. Stories about a sole rich man’s generosity gets blown about when truth is every fortune has been made off the backs of others.

You’d think Humans would learn to control this Beast manifested by the Rich and their minions… but instead they bring it on, they allow it, many worship it. Humans seem unable to live without this Beast. They follow it as if there’s a ring in their nose.

The Beast is sly and cunning. It blames, bribes, cajoles. It plunders, pollutes, hoards. It divides and conquers. It invites you in.

The Beast shows off with fantastic luxuries purchased with lives lost and destroyed, scoffing and laughing at the antics of those hurt.

Jesus… …continue » » »

Who’s Who: 1% vs 99% Charts

Many visitors to Planet Earth are asking, “Who are the 1% and who are the 99%?”

All species can get a clue from these charts that attempt to outline the 1% and the 99%.

The very pinnacle includes a handful of very rich Humans who use their wealth to buy off politicians, pundits and police, secure huge unbid contracts, and use media to fool religious leaders into bringing along their flocks.

The 99% includes just about everyone else. It is difficult for many visitors to imagine how few rich control so many. On Planet Earth, money talks. (This is a saying. Not literal.)


Now let’s take the top and add the more of the “bottom”… To help each species get a perspective, below is a pyramid representating a small part of the 99% compared to the 1%:

In actuality, the 1% disappear on this scale. The rich and their minions are that few.

How Many Rich Can We Afford?

In the known Galaxies, taxes are universal.

This planet has a serious greed problem that translates mostly into a “taxes and democracy” issue.

For the clueless of any species, here are a couple of important terms:

  • Progressive tax is based on means. In other words, the more you have, the more you pay.

This makes even more sense when it’s realized a few rich and powerful use 95% of the resources and cause 95% of the problems, from local to global to galactic. Progress is movement towards good for the many, not more and more for the very few.

  • Regressive tax is best described as a penalty for being poor. Ultimately, it is based on powerful taking from the less powerful.

 Feudal, like kings, khans, and other types of royalty. A regressive tax is like, first being raped and pillaged, then slapped, by the rich and powerful).

Particular to Planet Earth, it gets complicated. The U.S. has a seemingly progressive tax code, but in the Empire tax revenues have become regressive. The bottom line is rich Humans skip out on paying anything close to their fair share.

Rich Humans fouled the public arenas by twisting laws in their favor, investment hoarding, tax loopholes, outright tax cheating, and far worse.

They crashed the U.S. economy through illegal manipulation, got bailed out, refuse to pay anything to repair their damage, and, instead, want 99% to pay for the damage the Rich created.

In Europe the rich crash country after country through quasi-legal organizations of the rich forcing public works and resources onto the sale block.

Rich Beast Refuses to Share, So 99% Pay More

When rich Humans skirt and run from paying their fair share, it has negative affects on 99%.

Of course, 99% pay more. Since poor Humans cannot support this huge level of thievery, middle class Humans pay the most, to their demise. (A sly trick by the rich is to blame the poor. …and most middle-class fall for it.) …continue » » »