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Price of Gas versus Cost of Gas

The price of gas is hovering above $3.00 a gallon at US pumps (and about to spike upwards) but the cost of gas is much higher.

The true cost of gas is hidden in extra military lives and expenditures, strained diplomatic efforts and lost friendship of nations, soon-to-be-experienced consequences of global warming, among other things. Aliens don’t know how to put a price on these kinds of costs.

Aliens read about oil-industry lobby money from their profits on SUVs, brought about by the loss of government incentives and so on.  Limited to 750 words, allow this Alien to jump forward:

The true source of the problem (and the source is the leverage point by which to fix the problem) is that the pendulum has swung too far.  While capitalism may be considered the best system, radical capitalism is bad for society, families and humans.

Radical capitalism destroys too many Human lives and keeps too many leading lives on the edge of desperation.  Aliens see the end results all around us: much of the Human drama today worsens almost daily by actions of the radicals.

Pretty soon, if Humans don’t stop them, the middle class will begin to reap the sword.  Radical capitalists are outsourcing jobs and building debt faster than ever before.  They’ve got Humans involved in foreign wars and intrigues with a military-industrial complex of staggering proportions.

Where are our children, old folks, families, livelihoods and communities in all this?  Look around the landscape and you see children in under-funded schools, families working harder and more hours to survive, communities gutted.  It’s almost a given that old folks won’t have anything for the money they put into Social Security.  Instead, Humans will have massive debts to work off.

How long can this go on?  Four more years will be the end of it.  There are cracks in the dam that are pretty serious now.  With the mass off-shoring of both blue-collar and white-collar jobs, and with the Wal-Martization of wages and benefits, it’s no longer just the unskilled, down-and-out, abject poor who are left out by the “boom boom” economy, but also skilled, formerly-middle-class workers are beginning to suffer.

Think it can’t just crash tomorrow at noon?  Imagine for a moment the consequences to your lifestyle if OPEC were to switch from the dollar to the Euro (that’s why the politicians are afraid to pressure OPEC over oil production cuts).  The dollar would collapse immediately, millions of jobs would go away permanently, interest rates would quadruple, millions more would become homeless.  And that’s just one of many “crash points” these days.

So what does the radical capitalist perfect society look like?  They are trying to force a much more moral society that looks a lot like the 1950s or 1890s with America on top and the rich in charge.  Instead, Humans will be living in the 1930s or 1860s with depression and civil war.

Who are the radical capitalists?  The way of thinking Aliens call radical capitalism gets support from mostly four types: fundamentalists, Republicans, libertarians and a vocal group of imperialists who cast themselves as the only true patriots.

What can be done?  Are there “leverage points” that will turn this around?

Lots can be done.  First, Humans need to recognize the leverage points that will turn this around.  One is compassion.  Americans have proven at times to be a compassionate society.  One of the four types mentioned earlier is “fundamentalists”.  These are mostly Protestants who attend church regularly and these days hear a message that is woefully wrong.  It’s also contradictory to the true morals of Christianity.  The Bible says Humans are to gladly help the infirm, specifically widows and orphans.  Jesus said the rich absolutely are not going to heaven.  Peace is a main part of the code of Christianity and one of its attractions.

Humans and Aliens can hope that Christians wake up and turn away from the woefully wrong message they’ve been hearing, to decide for themselves.  After all, Protestants have a long history of protesting and bringing about improvements.  The end of slavery can be largely attributed to Christian philosophy.

Aliens believe this awakening inevitable because the radical capitalists keep “escalating” the message to lower and lower levels.  That’s what radicals do and it will be their undoing.  Let’s hope Christians wake back up to thinking for themselves very soon.  Or Humans will experience a lot more than a spike in oil prices and another inconvenient war.

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Aliens Disprove Seven Myths about Hunger

Aliens find that Humans have strange preconceived notions about hunger on Earth. Here are seven myths perpetrated widely on Earth, along with the rational truth Aliens find. The bottom line is that hunger is a curable ill.

Myth 1: THERE ISN’T ENOUGH FOOD TO FEED EVERY HUMAN.

Fact: There is plenty of food.  Earth’s production of grain is two billion tons, enough to supply every man, woman and child with two pounds a day.  This is enough to provide every Human with 3000 calories a day, not including world production of fruits, vegetables, nuts, fish and meat.  The problem is many Humans cannot afford food because it is stolen and hoarded by a wealthy few for higher profit.  Hunger and malnutrition are caused by inaccessibility and greed, not production.

Myth 2: OVERPOPULATION CAUSES HUNGER.

Fact: Contrary to propaganda, overpopulation is not the cause of hunger.  It is the other way around, hunger causes overpopulation.  The more children a poor family has, the more to work to add to the family’s small income and, later, to care for the parents in their old age.  High birth rates are caused by inadequate family income, malnutrition, and lack of education, health care and old-age security.  It’s been proven that birth rates fall dramatically when the most critical social problems are reduced.

Myth 3: HUNGER IS CAUSED BY NATURAL DISASTERS.

Fact: Hardly any hunger is the result of natural disasters, even though disasters are the most publicized.  Humans would still have food when natural disasters occur if they had enough food to store nearby.  Almost all famines are Human-made with wars and persecutions causing mass migration and starvation of refugees.  In reality, most hunger is chronic malnutrition because many Humans lack access to food or land to grow their own food.  There is plenty of tillable land but it is owned and hoarded by a wealthy few.

Myth 4: THE HUNGRY ARE LAZY OR INCOMPETENT.

Fact: Poor Humans work for long hours at low wages.  In order to survive, they must be very hard working, innovative, and resourceful.  It has been proven that by giving poor Humans access to small loans, they are able to successfully start small businesses and work their own way out of poverty.

Myth 5: HUNGER IS MOSTLY IN OTHER COUNTRIES.

Fact: Every day millions of American children go hungry.

Myth 5: WE NEED TO TAKE CARE OF AMERICA FIRST.

Fact: That would be a much-needed beginning, but we don’t have to choose between helping hungry Humans in the U.S. and hungry Humans in other countries.  The current level of mass hunger is a blight upon Humanity, causing immense turmoil and unnecessary suffering.  Both domestic and world hunger must be tackled simultaneously to build true security and prosperity.  A portion of the annual armament spending of $336 billion is enough to permanently solve the problem.  The resources are plentiful, if Humans decide to put people first.  In an interdependent world, hunger and turmoil cost each of us dearly.

Myth 6: PATRIOTS NEED TO SUPPORT FAMILY AND COUNTRY

Fact: Politicians sold out citizens, patriots and the military.  Big Business has grown far more powerful and influential than even the notorious robberbaron and imperialist eras.  Three families own more than the 48 poorest countries.  At this point, just about 1 out of 60,000 Humans soak up 95% of the resources and land  They produce 95% of the pollution and are the source of hunger problems.  While the U.S. Constitution was designed to balance power, America has been sucked into a trap by a couple hundred giant corporations who stuffed many millions of dollars into campaign chests and lobbying each year.  (They earned this money through the labor of millions of Humans.)  Big Business invested to push through free trade agreements (legal loopholing that they use to lower wages, seize resources from locals, extract government concessions and grants, skirt child labor and pollution laws, avoid taxes or liabilities, and intimidate and legally silence opposition).

Myth 7: INDIVIDUALS CANNOT AFFECT THE WORLD HUNGER SITUATION.

Fact: Individual citizens collectively hold public power if they will only act.  Recent history proves that only individuals can influence public policy in key areas such as women’s suffrage, Civil Rights, ending the Vietnam War, enacting environmental protections, limiting child labor, and pulling down the Iron Curtain.  Not only do individuals have the power to influence government, but the moral obligation to exercise that power.  Each Human has the responsibility to act because individuals are the only ones who can help create these changes.

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New Study: Money CAN Buy Happiness…
But Rich Humans Not Happier

Aliens call it the $60,000 Tax. You get to keep $60,000.

Aliens pick that number to highlight the link between great wealth of a few humans and great lack for almost everyone else. This site about the happiness you can buy for up to $60,000 is a great example of why great wealth in the hands of a few is not in any sentient being’s best interests.

Here’s what Human behavioral economists say about the correlation between wealth and happiness:

Above that [$60,000], we get an absolutely flat line [of happiness]. I mean I’ve rarely seen lines so flat. Clearly, what is happening is money does not buy you experiential happiness, but lack of money certainly buys you misery, and we can measure that misery very, very clearly.

Most Aliens wonder why any sentient being desires much more than $60,000 a year. Studies show Human greed, avarice, and the like to be based on that Human’s low ability to control desires combined with a lack of ability to empathize brought on by self-thought focused almost entirely on the self. Of course, Aliens recognize the similarities to Human RWA types.

The strange but true fact is Humans allow other Humans to accrue huge amounts of wealth despite that this really steals from everyone else for one living being to have so much more than they need.

According to the study, happiness is not increased one iota. So what’s the point of not eating the Filthy Rich? Is it in bad taste? Aliens find them quite fulfilling after the initial spice and bony center.

Anyway, this handful of simultaneous changes would repair most of the damage of allowing the Human rich to steal everything not securely nailed down:

  • Select leaders from a better pool. Humans who desire to lead, who like to give speeches, who are first to voice opinion… Aliens know these are the worst pool to select leaders from. Instead, look for those Humans who don’t look to lead, select from those who don’t speak first or loudest.
  • Keep in mind the weakness of the Human mind. When most sure, it is at its weakest. Lead and educate the young to think freely.
  • Enact publicly-owned banks and end interest. Usury is a sin. Big banks are at the root of many problems.
  • Tax excess. Aliens tax excess to the tune of… all of it. Tax ‘em until they have about the same as other Humans and you’ll be glad you did.
  • Keep the Earth clean. It’s the only planet available. Humans cannot have another until they can keep this one clean.
  • Forego war. It is the ultimate sin against life.
  • Go for happiness. All else is illusion, waste, or evil.

And Aliens never allow corporations or machines the same rights as sentient living beings.

All this seems obvious to Aliens. And now, for the first time, more and more Earthlings, including Humans, are beginning to understand the interconnected theme of these ideas.

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The Human Mind Is Susceptible

The human mind is prone to numerous cognitive errors — and many of those cognitive errors make humans susceptible to all kinds of misconceptions and misbeliefs.

Humans tend to see intention, even where no intention exists.

Humans tend to see patterns, even where no pattern exists.

Humans give excessive weight to personal emotional experience, and aren’t good at applying critical thought to those experiences.

Humans don’t have a good intuitive understanding of probability, and tend to think events are more improbable than those events really are.

Humans tend to believe what authority figures tell them.

Humans tend to believe what they’re taught as children.

Humans tend to believe what people they know and trust tell them.

Humans are reluctant to question the things that everyone else in their social group believes.

After countless studies and probes, Aliens have determined Humans believe all sort of things that aren’t true…

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Toggery on Earth 1: Human Fashion and Beauty Craziness

Of all current species on Earth, only Humans adorn themselves with toggery such as clothing, jewelry, hats or hair, and all sorts of odd things.

Don't confuse this with a fishing lure.

Also, Aliens be aware that occasionally, Humans adorn other Earthlings with neck collars (meaning one neck each, one collar each since there are currently no multi-necked Earthlings), footwear (from horseshoes to something called baby booties), along with sweaters, costumes, harnesses, and, again, all sorts of odd things.

Be aware that the non-Human Earthlings are not selecting toggery nor are they dressing themselves; Humans are responsible for all toggery on Earth.

The fun thing is that all of this toggery is very entertaining, both in the present and in Human history. And it continues to get more entertaining all the time.

This Part 1 report about Toggery on Earth is hopefully the first of many to come. Human toggery is a complex subject that goes on forever but, as time goes on, I’ll focus on some things every Alien and Earthling needs to know about toggery, along with the fantastic and fun.

For this time, here are some fun asides that can help us understand Humans:

Fashion… for one circus act after another here on Earth, you’ve got to tune into this…

NOT a good disguise on Earth.

One large selection of the most entertaining and weird Earthly acts is Fashion. Regular fashion displays are held to show off various new styles of Human toggery, sometimes called the fashion-of-the-day.

For aliens to get ideas of fashion, simply type the word “fashion” into Google and you’ll have more than 600 million hits to choose from.

A small but interesting point: mostly Human males design toggery for mostly Human females. These “designers” have come up with incredible wacky stuff every Alien must see (it’s virtually all visual with almost no tasting, smell is  considered “in bad taste”, and no tentacle or facial expressions allowed).

Some Humans are scared of beauty and a few are actually beauty haters

Yes, I know… You’re saying, “Are you kidding me? This is just too unbelievable…”
In all known galaxies, what type of sentient being of the male persuasion could possibly want to cover up the beautiful, Debrahlee Lorenzana, in the above video? Well, executives of Citicorp told her that she looked too good and they couldn’t take it.

It’s kinda like covering up beautiful paintings because you can’t stand the ugliness around you.

And what kind of dumb ass male being can’t control himself?

From a few things that Aliens have learned, it seems possible it was a jealous Human female who complained.

Watch the video and read this article, “Is This Woman Too Hot To Be a Banker?” to judge for yourself.

Then, don’t forget to tell the galaxy what you think…

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